I was driving from DC to the Eastern Shore on Friday night, and had the benefit/joy of having your disc with me….and while I had heard it before, I must confess I listened to it on my laptop, which doesn’t exactly have the best audio quality. But now…hearing it on a nice car stereo I need to let you know you made my day, and thanks for sharing it. I really loved hearing it, and getting a picture in my minds eye of you all making that music. I found myself humming songs over the weekend – a strong indication that they can really stay with you.Thanks, Ellen!! YOU made MY day.
Brava to you music makers.
Monday, May 11, 2009
If You Think KEIT Is Bad, Try Us In Your Car
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
2008 Listener's Guide
If you've been following the blog, you may already know more than you want to about Slightly Off Beak's songs, but here are the producer's notes upon listening to it all the way through for the first time tonight.
By the way, the album is very short. Under 22 minutes for all the songs. You're welcome.
1. Mister Barista
This is my favorite song on the album, because of its energy and its innocent charm. And how many songs do you hear with a bass solo? Not enough, I'm sure. I like the part after the first chorus where it goes "da da da da da da da....BOOM," which sounds like a part in INXS's "Never Tear Us Apart." The recording tends to blur the words, unfortunately, so I include them for you here. They may have changed slightly in the final version:
When I walk from my house in the am (whoa-oh)
The coffeeshop is jazzing my brain stem (whoa-oh)
Cause that is where you work
Oh oh that is where you work
And the caffeine's a nice perk but you're the gem.
My nervousness at seeing you's acute. (Whoa-oh)
Black glasses and tattoos make you so cute. (Whoa-oh)
I can't suppress my sigh
You're just my type of guy
But to you I'm just an order in a suit
CHORUS:
Mister Barista I'm the gal of your dreams
Wake up, smell the coffee, stop playing with steam.
Jump over that counter and into my arms
We'll live happily after once you see my charms.
(Bridge)
I plot and plan my order in advance (whoa-oh)
Will caramel lattes rate a second glance? (Whoa-oh)
Or will you just fill my cup
Barely pausing to look up
I'd drop witty comments but I don't have a chance.
Don't you feel the smoldering behind my mug? (Whoa-oh!)
Are you blind to every eyelash bat, you lug? (Whoa-oh!)
My longing looks, my smiles;
My every feminine wile;
Zip zilch reaction, not one lousy shrug.
CHORUS
Your lack of interest's leaving me bereft (Whoa-oh!)
Could you possibly be socially inept? (Whoa-oh!)
Social anxiety disease
Has never before pleased
But at this point I'll take what hope I get.
If you're afraid of making the first move (Whoa-oh!)
A plan of action I think you'll approve (Whoa-oh!)
Is to have you quickly blink
When I come to buy my drink
And all my unhappiness will be removed.
CHORUS
2. Qualifiers
When we finally finished this song, Jonathan noted that it was not at all how he had originally written it, but he was okay with that. I think he should be proud; it is a very solid finished product. My personal reaction to the song went from despair at the beginning of the month, when I just couldn’t imagine what he wanted it to sound like, to finding it catchy, and stuck not unpleasantly in my head. “The age of deities is over…”
3. Show Me The Way
I cringed when this song came on, having tried to forget it ever happened in the 48 hours since I finalized it. And yet it’s not so bad (or my expectations were just sufficiently low). Jonathan and I each did our duet parts without listening to each other, and you can tell, but I actually like that “not quite lined up” effect. The pace is good, and the bass line is impressive. I know you are wondering about the “voice box.” Yep, that’s me again. You kind of don’t know whether to laugh or cry, right?
4. Iron Kiss
What is so amazing about this song is that it showcases our violin player, Brad, in a couple of different starring roles, neither of which involves the violin. First, he wrote this song, and coaxed it ably from a page of lyrics into the final version. Second, Brad played the drums on this song. Now, the drums have been sitting down in the KEIT studio since July, and plenty of amateurs (I’m a leading offender) have sat down and attacked them with sticks from time to time, but no amateur had made them sound like they’re supposed to sound until Brad came along. He claimed to be as surprised as anyone else. By the way, we determined, with some regret, that KEIT had outgrown the violin this year. There was simply no good spot for it. Luckily Brad has those other talents!
5. Washington, DC
I love Chelsea’s singing on this song. If you have heard the original, by The Magnetic Fields, it is very simple (hence its selection for our repertoire). I think we are both true to the original and give it an injection of garage-band sincerity, including the new irreverent piano ending. Mic was great at playing this ending improvisationally, so it was different in each take, and I cut and pasted from two of those takes to get the final version.
6. Kevin, Shake That Bacon
It would have been ideal to have real drums on this song, as we did when we played it at Kevin’s birthday party (see http://aluminumalbum.blogspot.com/2008/07/kevin-shake-that-bacon.html), but with geographic difficulties, I had to settle for the canned version. Mic took creative liberties with the keyboard drums and at one point toward the end, I am perturbed to discern a repeated noise like a cat coughing up a hairball, but I like that the rest of it has a little percussion funkiness. Again I must congratulate myself on my brilliant software orchestration of the voiceover interlude. Tossing aside the humility that would be appropriate when describing a song I co-wrote, I must say that I think it is a great number and am tempted to re-record and assemble it track by track into a really great finished version, then send it to Kevin Bacon. As the voiceover explains, I have no interest in stalking him; I just think he should know that there is an awesome song about him out there. Wouldn’t you want to know?
7. All Mine
The Portishead original reminds me of a James Bond theme, and I believe that our version captures that mysterious, glamorous darkness. Cerin’s guitar solo is perfect. She was a little like a sorceress with the amp, conjuring up fierce feedback while trying not to lose control and let its power overwhelm her. Go ahead, lay heaps of praise on me for my baking sheet stylings on this song. It comes in at the end, right after the last words, in case you’re not sure what you’re listening for.
8-10. Bonus Tracks
If you’re still listening (bless you), you’ll be delighted to realize the album has three bonus tracks! Two are short, amusing clips of conversation from rehearsals. The other is the off-the-cuff swing version of “Iron Kiss.”
You are encouraged to use this blog to make comments on the album! As usual, making fun of us is not just acceptable, it is mandatory.
Monday, December 8, 2008
It's Done
As Ann noted, it is amazing that I managed to sit there for 20 hours without stabbing a sharp object through my eardrum.
Much to everyone's dismay, I did end up doing the singing part on "Show Me The Way," and it is just as bad as you might have feared. I recorded a lot of takes. I started out focusing on hitting the right notes, which is not a strength of mine, but those takes sounded like I was singing the song at a school recital. So then I tried picturing myself singing it to an arena full of screaming fans, but it was still lacking. Then I tried singing it like I was angry. I was getting closer. Finally, I tried singing it like I was suffering from some grievous wound, like maybe intestinal bleeding. That's where it ended up. I sound a little like Axl Rose, I think. When I put the layers together, I turned up the instruments and turned down my voice, to minimize the pain to listeners.
I'll be posting a Listener's Guide to accompany the album just as soon as I can bring myself to listen to it all the way through.
Meanwhile, now's the time to hit up KEIT members for your copy!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Leaps and Bounds
Friday, December 5, 2008
Slightly Off Beak
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Future Band Members
photo from Christian Science Monitor
Monday, December 1, 2008
It's A Wrap
The recording featured me in one of my finest roles ever for the Teem: I played the cookie sheet. Yes!! The cookie sheet! When you bend the cookie sheet back and forth, it makes a waka-waka-waka sound that sounds very similar to the sound at the end of "All Mine." I was a virtuoso on the cookie sheet yesterday.
After we redid "All Mine," we redid "Qualifiers." We had layered bass and drums over guitar and voice earlier, but that was backwards. You always want to do the drums first, obviously. But since Chris is off battling third-world parasites half the time, we didn't have that option right off the bat. So Cerin had been forced to keep time while she played the guitar, and it seemed like she did a pretty good job. That is, until Chris tried to drum along to the voice/guitar track, and found himself having to speed up and slow down at points. He has a lot of skill and covered up as well as he could, but there were spots where you could hear the incongruity.
"Qualifiers" is Jonathan's song and I told him I would play the layered version for him and we could re-record it if he wasn't happy with it. He listened to about 2 measures and immediately requested a redo, and no one would blame him. But Chris made a request: could we play it TWICE AS FAST? He just thought it would be cool to play it really fast.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
By The Way....
- Blogs in other languages
- Blogs by Jesus freaks
- Blogs about people's offspring
Time To Face The Music
I will say this: I have kept the band well-fed and -watered. It is possible that this is the only reason they have continued to show up. I make wicked good brownies.
I wish I could predict that the last four days of the month are going to feature a redeeming spurt of activity, but USA Network is running a "House" marathon tomorrow, and there's turkey to be eaten. Let's not hold our breath for my comeback.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Fueled By Coors Light
Friday, November 14, 2008
A Fly On The Studio Wall
Monday, November 10, 2008
The Teem Swings Into High Gear
We got a fairly good recording pretty early in the rehearsal, and then spent I don't even know how long trying futilely to improve upon it. Mic noticed that as time went by, our cheerleaderesque chanting grew ever less perky. Finally we threw in the towel and decided to stick with our original winner of a recording.
Our success last weekend really took Ann by surprise.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Not Just A Rock Band: A Barack Band
Monday, November 3, 2008
Show Me The Way...Please
A couple of things stand out about this song. The first and most obvious is the "talk box," which makes a sound that is like a cross between a voice and a guitar. It is sort of a hokey sound. You also hear it at the beginning of Bon Jovi's "Living On A Prayer," prompting one band member to suggest that we play that song next year.
But the band budget does not accomodate the purchase of a talk box, so what is the KEIT solution? Do you really need to ask? It is the kazoo. I have already memorized two of the three talk box interludes in "Show Me The Way," and the third one will be improvised as only a true kazoo artist can do. A challenge of making the kazoo substitution, though, is that it is hard to play the song all the way through without Mic, our keyboardist, collapsing in laughter and losing his place.
Another thing that stands out about the song is that some of the drumming in the Frampton recording sounds eerily reminiscent of the noise made when I banged on a pan lid for the percussion part of last year's "Sunday Bloody Sunday." It's sort of ironic, given the value we placed on finding an actual drummer this year.
This picture nicely sums up a typical day in the KEIT studio: musicians, an iBook, a tambourine, a ukelele, and a plate of biscuits.
We recorded the bass track, but it gave Mic a lot of problems. We couldn't decide on the right sound, and some of the chords were bedeviling. There was also an issue of a certain set of notes that Mic referred to as "onesies" (in contrast with another set referred to as "bastards") showing up randomly in the song. Oddly, guitarist Cerin knew exactly what Mic meant by onesies and bastards, and steered him straight.
So we got a bass recording, and in a first for KEIT, we did so using MIDI, meaning the sound is recorded not as sound waves but as a digital code, with the keyboard plugged directly into the computer. Assuming I learn how to play with MIDI recordings (I have a book), this will allow us to easily manipulate the notes. Mic's recording may, ahem, need some manipulation, but I'm not complaining. I'm happy we're on our way.Saturday, November 1, 2008
Go!
- Show Me The Way (Peter Frampton)
- Washington, D.C. (The Magnetic Fields)
- All Mine (Portishead)
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Ready, Set
Sunday, September 28, 2008
New Album in the Offing
Bass players, where are you? KEIT needs you.
Speaking of our indentured drummer, he is the new owner of a set of electronic drums. Apparently they are sort of rubbery flat things that make startlingly realistic drum noises when you hit them with the sticks. He has a whole darned set. The beauty of them is that they can be transported readily to and from the KEIT studio, and their volume can be adjusted to give us the right level for recording. I am kind of old-fashioned and would be more excited about real drums, but I can't deny the practicality of the fake version.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Kevin, Shake That Bacon!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Marching To The Beat Of A Different Drum
Brad has a neighbor, Dirk, who finds auctions and estate sales irresistable, and the man had acquired himself a boatload of drums. Wanting to clear some space in his basement, Dirk offered me all of his drums (maybe a dozen?) for a hundred bucks. I was tempted, obviously, but keeping in mind that I have limited means of transportation, and limited storage space and, well, I don't actually play the drums, I settled on 3 pieces, a stool, and some miscellaneous accessories for $50. Pretty sweet.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Parallel Universes
First, loyal KEIT groupie Erin from Arizona (Erin! Who are you?! Apologies if we are BFF and I just didn't put two and two together...) sent me this piece from the NYT which I enjoyed thoroughly, and you will too.
March 9, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor
And the Band Played Badly
By ALEXANDER
McCALL SMITH
WHY should real musicians — the ones who can actually play their instruments — have all the fun? Some years ago, a group of frustrated people in Scotland decided that the pleasure of playing in an orchestra should not be limited to those who are good enough to do so, but should be available to the rankest of amateurs. So we founded the Really Terrible Orchestra, an inclusive orchestra for those who really want to play, but who cannot do so very well. Or cannot do so at all, in some cases. My own playing set the standard. I play the bassoon, even if not quite the whole bassoon. I have never quite mastered C-sharp, and I am weak on the notes above the high D. In general, I leave these out if they crop up, and I find that the effect is not unpleasant. I am not entirely untutored, of course, having had a course of lessons in the instrument from a music student who looked quietly appalled while I played. Most of the players in the orchestra are rather like this; they have learned their
instruments at some point in their lives, but have not learned them very well. Now such people have their second chance with the Really Terrible Orchestra. The announcement of the orchestra’s founding led to a great wave of applications to join. Our suspicion that there were many people yearning to play in an orchestra but who were too frightened or too ashamed to do anything about it, proved correct. There was no audition, of course, although we had toyed with the idea of a negative audition in which those who were too good would be excluded. This proved to be unnecessary. Nobody like that applied to join. Some of the members were very marginal musicians, indeed. One of the clarinet players, now retired from the orchestra for a period of re-evaluation, stopped at the middle B-flat, before the instrument’s natural break. He could go no higher, which was awkward, as that left him very few notes down below. Another, a cellist, was unfortunately very hard of hearing and was also hazy on the tuning of the strings. As an aide-mémoire, he had very sensibly written the names of the notes in pencil on the bridge. This did not appear to help. At the outset, we employed a professional conductor, which is a must for anybody who is reading this and who is already planning to start a similar orchestra. Find somebody who is tolerant and has a sense of humor. The conductor also has to be sufficiently confident to be associated with something called the Really Terrible Orchestra; after all, it does go on the résumé. Our initial efforts were dire, but we were not discouraged. Once we had mastered a few pieces — if mastered is the word — we staged a public concert. We debated whether to charge for admission, but wisely decided against this. That would be going too far. So should we go to the other extreme and pay people to come? There was some support for this, but we decided against it. Instead, we would give the audience several free glasses of wine before the concert. That, it transpired, helped a great deal. We need not have worried. Our first concert was packed, and not just with friends and relations. People were intrigued by the sheer honesty of the orchestra’s name and came to see who we were. They were
delighted. Emboldened by the rapturous applause, we held more concerts, and our
loyal audience grew. Nowadays, when we give our annual concert at the Edinburgh
Festival Fringe, the hall is full to capacity with hundreds of music-lovers. Standing ovations are two-a-penny. “How these people presume to play in public is quite beyond me,” wrote one critic in The Scotsman newspaper. And another one simply said “dire.” Well, that may be so, but we never claimed to be anything other than what we are. And we know that we are dire; there’s no need to state the obvious. How jejune these critics can be! Even greater heights were scaled. We made a CD and to our astonishment people bought it. An established composer was commissioned to write a piece for us. We performed this and recorded it at a world premiere, conducted by the astonished composer himself. He closed his eyes. Perhaps he heard the music in his head, as it should have been. This would have made it easier for him. There is now no stopping us. We have become no better, but we plow on regardless. This is music as therapy, and many of us feel the better for
trying. We remain really terrible, but what fun it is. It does not matter, in our view, that we sound irretrievably out of tune. It does not matter that on more than one occasion members of the orchestra have actually been discovered to be playing different pieces of music, by different composers, at the same time. I, for one, am not ashamed of those difficulties with C-sharp. We persist. After all, we are the
Really Terrible Orchestra, and we shall go on and on. Amateurs arise — make a
noise.
Alexander McCall Smith is the author of the forthcoming novel “The Miracle at Speedy Motors.”
Second, loyal KEIT groupie Michael Minkus sent me this link: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/48759-little-happyness and it shocked me to my very core, not only because of the band name, and the fact that The Aluminum Group has a photo of an eye on their album cover JUST LIKE KEIT DOES (see http://aluminumalbum.blogspot.com/2007/12/some-of-urgency-went-out-of-finishing.html), but also because KEIT, too, has a "sophisticated, highly designed, and reserved aesthetic," don't you think? However, unlike The Aluminum Group's album, I guess most people don't argue that "There is not a note or phrase out of place" on The Aluminum Album. But as the review notes, such a characteristic "could be a recipe for sterility." Clearly, this is why some of our notes are out of place.
The final excitement for Know Eye Inn Teem is that loyal KEIT groupie Joaquin Esquivel has written some code that will permit you to listen to our music on the blog. Of course, I am an imbecile and have no idea how to make it work. Do I paste the code into my blog entry? Or....what? I am clueless, but hopefully Joaquin can help me make this happen soon.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
We're The Next [Fill In Blank]!
Andy compared us to Cake, which I take as a considerable compliment. Know Eye Inn Teem has also been compared to The Bangles, and The Barenaked Ladies. No one has compared us to U2, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder, or any of the other artists whose songs we covered, but probably that was just too OBVIOUS.
I had an eery experience last weekend. I gave a copy of the album to some friends at a dinner party, and they popped it into their stereo. We listened and poked fun at it for a while, then the conversation veered elsewhere. While the music was still playing, in the background. I was stunned to realize that The Aluminum Album is normal enough to function as background music at a dinner party. That blew me away.
Keep those reviews coming, fans!
Sunday, December 30, 2007
The Silence Is Deafening
Casual Acquaintance Making Small Talk: "Hey Jennie, what ever happened with
that album you were recording?"
Me: "Here it is!" (whipping a CD out of my purse) "Keep it! Look, I want you to know that we know it's terrible....that is its charm. No really, keep it! No, I INSIST."
The absolute worst thing, as far as I'm concerned, would be if someone thought that WE thought that the album was actually good. Because then they would pity us. Ha. We have no illusions about it being good. But I hoped that being up-front about its badness might prompt some humorous jokes about it. I pictured people listening to it, and having a good hearty laugh, and writing some sarcastic reviews on the blog.
Instead, pretty much no one has said anything about it to me at all, to my huge disappointment. The exception is one listener's inquiry as to whether he was correct in believing that the background noise in "You Know I'm No Good" was generated by a bevy of constipated back-up singers (it was not; that's the kazoo). I was grateful that someone finally made a joke about it, but it doesn't really count in terms of "feedback" since it came from Brad, who is in the band.
Sigh.
Maybe the rest of you haven't even listened to it?
Please, make some jokes!
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Listener's Guide
Above all else, as you listen, keep in mind that we recorded the album in 30 days (more or less) and while it may not inspire any talk of a 35-city live tour, I do think it features moments of musical brilliance - however fleeting! I should also mention that the KEIT members surprised me over and over again with their creativity, dedication, insight, and courage. I am so grateful to them for making my wacky idea a reality.
1. 6AM
This was our sole original song, of which we are all really enamored. We find the chorus really catchy. We want to hear you humming it as you walk the dog, and singing it in the shower (which is not to say we want to take a shower with you, necessarily). I added the background vocals as an afterthought and became obsessed with the echo sound enabled by the software. Probably it is a bit over the top, but I don't care. Also, I really like the end of the song.
2. Super Freak
Mic did such a great job on this that it was really criminal that I had to ruin it with the kazoo at the end, but we had no good alternatives. Derrick, man, you have to locate that saxophone before November 2008! (oh yes, we'll be doing this again in '08)
3. Sunday Bloody Sunday
This was our only live number; the rest were recorded track by track. We kept accidentally speeding up as we played it, because the percussion wasn't very prominent. In the end I decided I liked it played fast, so I just followed the keyboard/guitar with the percussion. Consequently, it starts at U2 pace and finishes at U2-on-amphetamines pace. The amazing thing about that is that Brad had to play the violin part toward the end a LOT faster than U2 plays it, and you know what? He was amazing. Bono should think about using him. Also, I cannot resist pointing out that I think I sound EXACTLY like Bono when I sing the "wipe the tears from your eyes" part, so listen for that.
4. Brighter Than Sunshine
A big thank you to KEIT Guest Recording Artist Jamie Bellis for stepping in after technical crises threatened to doom this song. We wanted Jamie to be in the band all along because she has an angelic voice, so it was like a homecoming.
5. I Just Called To Say I Love You
It took only 2 KEIT musicians to record this song, isn't that remarkable? Mic did 3 tracks on The Device and Peter did the vocal track. I have always been a 70s and 80s Stevie Wonder fan but was especially struck, as we recorded it, by the complexity of what sounds on the surface like a pretty simple song (which was why I naively chose it). That Stevie has a genious beyond what I understood back in October.
6. Eleanor Rigby
Too bad we didn't have a KEIT Guest Recording Artist on the day we did "Eleanor Rigby," because you got stuck with me instead. I know, I know, I cannot hit the right notes, except the very last line sounds miraculously in tune, somehow. Anyway, try to ignore me and just focus on the rich sound of KEIT's 2-person string quartet.
7. You Know I'm No Good
This was the first song we recorded, back on November 2 when we were oh so green. The product reflects that greenness. You have to start somewhere!
Flying Off The Shelves
Want a copy? Prepared to be blown away by its wonderful awfulness? Think it would make an excellent Christmas gift for your Great Aunt Bessie? If she's largely deaf, you may be right!
All those interested, just say the word, and I'll have The Aluminum Album in your eager hands in no time.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Freaking Lasers
I have a portable CD, um, thing (what are they called?) that I have plugged into my desktop computer because its built-in CD thing also conked out at one point, so I plugged the portable thing into my iMac and proceeded. It works great, but takes about 5 minutes per disc. So with 96 discs remaining, that translated to 8 hours of recording.
If anyone has bright ideas about speeding this up, I'm all ears. So far I have recorded a whopping 11 discs.
And no, I still don't have the CD inserts printed. It is frustrating to finally have the darned songs all ready to go and yet be mired in the logistics, twelve days into December.
The good news is that none of these issues impairs my ability to go to holiday parties and brag about my album. So I'm doing plenty of that.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
All Songs Are Go!
I had been procrastinating on finalizing "You Know I'm No Good" because when I put all its tracks together last weekend, I was alarmed to find that it simply did not contain enough music. It sounded like it needed more instruments and more musicians. There was one part of the song where no one was playing anything, except the percussion! Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I whipped out the kazoo tonight and did a little filling in. It sounds bad, of course, but not as bad as I had feared. It will have to do. I am counting on the fact that many listeners will be so put off by the mediocrity of the first six songs that they won't even still be listening by song number seven!
Incidentally, I can't help noticing that Amy Winehouse was nominated for six Grammies, yet Know Eye Inn Teem only snagged five nominations. What gives?
Just kidding. Actually we only received four Grammy nominations.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
The Aluminum Album Proceeds In Slow Motion
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007
Verge of December
While there is much rejoicing about having reached the finish line, we won't actually cross it until I finish assembling all the tracks into final versions of songs, which I figure I can wrap up by the middle of next week, most likely. I need to create an album cover, too. I'm going to base it on the description in the novel. That's right, the novel I wrote.
Then you can listen to The Aluminum Album.
We are also hoping to have an album release party on December 10. It may not happen, but if it does, you will not want to miss the chance to join the screaming throngs of fans assembled to hear Know Eye Inn Teem live in concert, and mingle with the rock stars in person. So mark your calendar.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Miracle Button
Anyway, I used the icon button to make KEIT sound really awesome on that song, and then moved on to "Sunday Bloody Sunday," which had a volume problem from the beginning because we recorded it live so a lot of us were aiming sound waves at the microphone simultaneously. I was scrolling through the icons and settled on one called "Live Performance" (actually just a silhouette of a man's head; not pretty at all), and poof! Volume problem solved.
The implications for my two troubled keyboard tracks were immediately evident. I opened up "Brighter Than Sunshine," clicked the miracle button, and held my breath.
And it worked!!!
I am so excited, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to sleep.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Feeling Faint
I did everything I could think of to fix the problem. I opened up the GarageBand "help" file. I went back to the original .wav file of the track. I made duplicate tracks and played them on top of each other. I experimented with buttons labeled "compressor" and "equalizer." I adjusted volume curves.
Nothing helped; it was still too faint. I tried to rationalize to myself that a song with "brighter" and "sunshine" in the title was just as easy to discard as ones with "happy" in the title, but the thought of tossing aside another song after the band had already done so much work on it was dismaying.
I tried to shrug it off by moving on to "I Just Called To Say I Love You," and horror of horrors, it has the SAME PROBLEM. There are two keyboard tracks: one, recorded on the 15th, is fine; the other, recorded on the 19th, is unusable. Oh it was terrible. Here we are, a mere five days from December, and suddenly two of The Aluminum Album's songs are in jeopardy.
Mic thought he was all done with the album last week. I have, via email, thrown myself at his feet and begged him to re-record those tracks on The Device, which is something of a logistical pain, especially on a tight schedule. If he will do it, I then have to get another violin track and vocal track, even though there was no problem with those tracks, because otherwise the timing won't match up. It pains me. Does Stevie Wonder have to deal with this sort of setback? Does Aqualung? I think not.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Giving Thanks for One More Song in KEIT's Repertoire
- Sprawl on couch with laptop, play with GarageBand software.
- Eat excessive quantities of leftover turkey, stuffing, gravy, apple pie.
- Repeat. Repeat, repeat, repeat.....
Yesterday Brad and Cerin came over to record "Eleanor Rigby." Earlier in the week, some ominous band email traffic had given me low expectations for this rehearsal. The emails contained negativity along the lines of "that's not gonna happen" and "couldn't find anything" (referring to the proper sheet music) and "have we given up hope?"
I sat my string section down with some beer, pie and whipped cream as soon as they arrived, and braced myself for the bad news. Was "Eleanor Rigby" just another pipe dream, destined to be abandoned by KEIT like "Happy Together" (dearth of horn players) and "Happy, The End" (too damn hard)?
No, KEIT rose to the occasion, as we so frequently do -- leaving intact our record of dismissing only songs with "happy" in their title. As a tragic and depressing song, "Eleanor Rigby" sparked our can-do attitudes. In fact, we sailed through the rehearsal with very few problems.
Cerin dragged her parents to this rehearsal, poor dears! They are in town for Thanksgiving. Both are musicians themselves and delightful people. I couldn't convince them to contribute to the album, though. Maybe next year!
One of the fun things about "Eleanor" was that Cerin and Brad recorded two different tracks each on their cello and violin, respectively. This made it sound like they were a quartet. The final version is quite textured in that respect.
I insisted that Cerin record a vocal track, then I also tried one myself after she left, for kicks. My voice is a little deeper than hers, which gives me more of a McCartneyesque sound, but she has the advantage of being on key far more often than me. At the risk of tooting my own horn (band joke! SO funny!!), I really did pretty well with my vocal track, to the point where I can't decide whose version is better. Or less bad, if you prefer. So I kept them both. I will need someone else to decide which version goes on the album. But make no mistake, I will cry myself to sleep for a week if that person chooses Cerin's vocals over mine. Got that, neutral third party? : )
Cerin Dresses The Part
It turns out that Brad was offended that I described his last rehearsal as unnoteworthy, so I hope I have done justice to yesterday's rehearsal.